New Diet

Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for Athena the
>> wonder dog at Wal-Mart and was about to check out.
>> A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I
>> didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again.
>> Although I probably shouldn't, because I'd ended up in the hospital last
>> time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care
>> ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
>> I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that
>> it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat
>> one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally
>> complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that
>> practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story.)
>> Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food
>> poisoned me. I told her no; I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish
>> Setter's ass and a car hit us both.
>> I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was
>> laughing so hard!
>> WAL-MART WON'T let me shop there anymore.