Here is a couple of things I thought you all might enjoy!!



The Silent Treatment

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were
giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man
realized that one day

he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early
morning business flight

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he
wrote on a piece of paper,
"Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would
find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00
AM and he had missed his flight


Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened
him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said,
"It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.!!


WHO DOES WHAT

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew
the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and
then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."
The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and
you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait
for my coffee".

Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the
Bible that the man should do the coffee."
Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed
him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says.........."
HEBREWS"

Old WestView Tavern

They are burning the" Roadside Tavern" down. You all remember the tavern here in Damascus called the West View Tavern. Well, The property has been purchased and the dump of the town is being cleaned up and they are going to burn the building down sometime in the next 2 weeks and build a new restaurant there and eventually put in a bar.The nasty people that lived there for years moved out and boy what a mess. The new owners have been there all week cleaning and getting it ready to burn. This place is next door to us so maybe it will improve our place!! Here is a few pictures and will post more after its demolished!

Happy Birthday Al

Happy 33rd birthday, Al. I hope you have a wonderful day.

Important Message!

IMPORTANT MESSAGE:

You've heard about people who have been abducted and had their kidneys
removed by black market organ thieves. Well, this kind of cruel theft is
happening with other body parts as well!

My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. I went to
sleep and woke up with someone else's thighs. It was just that quick. The
replacements had the texture of cooked oatmeal. Whose thighs were these and
what happened to mine? I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs.
Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my life in jeans.

And then the thieves struck again.

My butt was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they took pains to
match my new rear end to the thighs they had stuck me with earlier. But my
new butt was attached at least three inches lower than my original! I
realized I'd have to give up my jeans in favor of long skirts.

Two years ago I realized my arms had been switched. One morning I was fixing
my hair and was horrified to see the flesh of my upper arm move to and fro
with the motion of the hairbrush. This was really getting scary - my body
was being replaced one section at a time. What could they do to me next?

When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced with a turkey neck,
I decided to tell my story. Women of the world, wake up and smell the
coffee!
Those 'plastic' surgeons are using REAL replacement body parts-stolen from
you and me! The next time someone you know has something 'lifted', look
again - was it lifted from you?

THIS IS NOT A HOAX. This is happening to women everywhere every night.

WARN YOUR FRIENDS!

P.S. Last year I thought someone had stolen my boobs. I was lying in bed and
they were gone! But when I jumped out of bed, I was relieved to see that
they had just been hiding in my armpits as I slept. Now I keep them hidden
in my waistband.


BY THE WAY ..
I heard that this happens with husbands as well. You go to sleep with your
gorgeous, ripped, tan husband one night, and the next morning you wake up
next to a flabby, grunting, farting geezer (excludes my husband ... so far,
he has escaped theft). Ewwww ... it's all so creepy I tell you.

Hope you all enjoyed this. I sure it.!!
Joan

Happy Ground Hog Day

Happy Ground Hog Day Everyone. I don't think he is going to see his shadow today!!!!! He would hurt his head on the ice trying to get out of his hole.

February Birthdays

Erika Lynn Sickler Feb 4 1992
Keith Elmer Smith Feb 6 1989
Alford David Wayman Feb 10 1975
Carl Conklin Feb 11 1967
Torin Edward Osterhout Feb 19 2004
Happy Birthday Everyone!!